£25
5 reasons we rescue luxury Belgian chocolates
Ultra-premium Belgian chocolates, rejected for the tiniest imperfections. An air bubble. A drizzle gone rogue. The taste didn’t change one bit.
Rejected for an air bubble. The chocolate is perfect.
Tiny imperfections get a box rejected: an air bubble, a drizzle gone rogue, a bit too much chocolate. All silly reasons that don’t affect the taste one bit. So we step in.
Too many made. Too good to waste.
Sometimes supply and demand get their wires crossed and more chocolate is made than ordered. That isn’t a quality problem. It’s a planning problem, and we’re happy to take it off their hands.
It’s the wonky veg idea, for chocolate.
Supermarkets turn away perfectly good fruit and veg for being the wrong shape. Luxury chocolate gets the same treatment for a bubble or a drizzle. We think that’s daft, so we rescue it.
36 chocolates, 13 different kinds.
Salted caramel dark, matcha ganache truffle, Dubai-style pistachio praline, hazelnut chocotwist and more. A wide variety of ultra-premium Belgian pralines in every box, so there is always another one to try.
Luxury you can actually afford.
Because we rescue them, a box of 36 luxury Belgian chocolates is £25, under 70p each. A treat for yourself, or the nicest thing on the table when friends come round.
What luxury chocolates usually cost.
Cost per chocolate, so you can compare like for like.
Over 21,000 5-star reviews.
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What people ask before their first box
Why is the chocolate surplus? Is something wrong with it?
Nothing that affects the taste. The boxes are rejected for tiny imperfections like an air bubble, a drizzle gone rogue or a bit too much chocolate. Sometimes too many were simply made. The pralines inside are the same ultra-premium Belgian chocolate.
What’s in the box?
36 ultra-premium Belgian praline chocolates in 13 different kinds, including salted caramel dark, matcha ganache truffle, Dubai-style pistachio praline and hazelnut chocotwist.
Will it taste as good as the chocolate I normally buy?
That’s the whole point. Looks are the only thing that went wrong. Over 21,000 5-star Wonky reviews say we’re doing something right.
Does it contain allergens?
Ingredients and allergen information are linked on the product page, so please check there before you order.
When will it arrive?
It’s in stock and dispatched in 1-2 working days.
How long will it keep?
The best-before date is on the pack. Store it somewhere cool, dry and out of direct sunlight.
What if I don’t love it?
We offer a 30 day happiness guarantee. If it isn’t right, drop us a message and we’ll sort a refund. No awkward questions.
Do you do other chocolate?
Yes. Belgian bars in milk, dark and mousse-filled, lucky dip mixes and Swiss chocolate. Buy 2 and save 10%, buy 3 and save 15%.
Taste what we rescued.
36 Belgian chocolates for £25. 30 day happiness guarantee.